I'm leaving to Kuwait in a few weeks. I want a party before I go but have no family and no one really cares?

Lol where are you stationed? Kuwait is pretty nice... You're not in any danger.... thats just silly. You got McDonalds, Taco Bell, Green Bean and a whole bunch of crap you dont need on your fob. You probably got a swimming pool somewhere i dont know about. And you'll have a work schedule... like 9-5...yup.... getting your POG on.