Funny diarrhea stories???

You asked for it. Years ago I was in the Philippines. I had apparently eaten something bad. Well the whole cramp thing started, and I knew I had to find a toilet quick. Over there the bathrooms are nasty, and I couldn't find one usable. Finally it was go or else. I went into a bar, and into the bathroom, but there was no seat, and it didn't have any water, and had been used about 10 times. It was time, and i just dropped my drawers, and bent over. WELL I missed, and pooped all over the wall behind the toilet. I finished my business, and went out to the bar for a beer. Someone that worked there found it, and 3 people were gaging while they cleaned it up. I'm glad they didn't know it was me.